Legal Jargon


  1. We certify that we do not use any pesticides.  "Pesticide free" means that we do not apply man-made pesticides to our products.  We use clean practices and beneficial insects to mitigate pests. 
  2. We use Clone-X Rooting Gel to help stimulate root growth when taking clones. 
  3. We grow in a proprietary mixture of soilless media.  Our potting soil contains no field soil, is compromised of a variety of organic materials and thus referred to as a 'soilless media". It looks just like dirt to the non-gardener.
  4. This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit forming...due to it's awesomeness.
  5. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination, and judgment. Please don't do anything dumb.
  6. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. You'll likely piss off everyone behind you and get pulled over for driving too slow. Not to mention, you can't go to Canada if you have a DUI.
  7. There may be health risks associated with consumption of this product.  Smoking anything is probably not ideal for your lungs.
  8. For use only by adults twenty-one and older...unless authorized by a medical professional.
  9. Keep out of the reach of children. Please use this time to have an intelligent conversation with your children about the consequences of using substances and how using cannabis for fun at a young age may affect the rest of their lives.